SONG: when i'm five (Duke) when I'm five nothing in the world is gonna bother me i'll go to bed wearing underoos cuz underoos are groovy when i'm five i won't have to worry 'bout the deficit i'll eat some paste and i'll suck my thumb cuz thumbs were made for sucking when i'm five i will start to read a book like big kids do but it'll be real hard so then i'll color some cuz coloring is easy when i'm five (i'll be almost six) i won't know the people starving round the world and that's real sad but i won't know cuz know one ever told me when i'm five i won't know the pain that goes with broken hearts i'll play with blocks and i won't touch girls cuz they could give me kooties when i'm five i won't have to think if there's a god or not i'll believe in him and he'll believe in me and that is called religion when i'm five everything gets better with a good night's sleep laughing's fine and so is crying too cuz everybody does it when i'm five nothing in the world is gonna bother me i'll play with mud and i'll sing some songs cuz songs are there for singing