SONG: The Things We Say
(Duke, Berry)
 
Here are some of the things we say.
We used to say them every day.
They may be dumb, but 'twas our way.
 
You're a punk!  You're a chump!
Gee, I wish *I* could be chump!
Wuss wuss wuss wuss wuss wuss wuss wuss!
Hoser!  Take off you knob!
 
Yeah, once I had a saying.
You like it, buddy!
 
Smack!  YOU LAMER.
 
Shut up, we're cool.
 
It's keen.  It's k-cool.
You guys can have sex in the morning, but go to sleep.
This is not my life.
Jason?  Jason?  What?  No.
We suck!
 
 
 
K-E-W-L!  Kewl....