SONG: Susan
(Berry)

I want an alternative chick
She's got baggy pants
And a big ol' flannel
She thinks Hole is the best
I just like the holes at her knees
But yeah, I want an alternative chick

Her name is Susan
And I bring her flowers
And she gives me kisses
And I bring her hugs
And she gives me happiness

I want a punk rock girl          
She's got shorter hair than me
But it stands taller than mine
She's got her tongue pierced
And it's a little funky
But yeah, I want a punk rock girl

Her name is Susan
And I bring her flowers
And she gives me kisses
And I bring her hugs
And she gives me happiness

I want a country gal
She doesn't chew tobacco
And she's naive as can be
She's wears a dress she made herself
And she wears it while milking the cows
But yeah, I want a country gal

Her name is Susan
And I bring her flowers
And she gives me kisses
And I bring her hugs
And she gives me happiness

I want the girl next door
She just wears a sweater
And sometimes she hides her hands inside it
She's beautiful and precious as can be
She likes Hanson and the Spice Girls
But yeah, I want the girl next door

Her name is Susan
And I bring her flowers
And she gives me kisses
And I bring her hugs
And she gives me happiness