SONG: Natalie's Agent
(Duke)

[This song is capoed up five frets, so it's really in C.]

[G] i wrote a letter to [C] natalie [D] portman
[G] asking her if she would go [C] out with [D] me
[G] but all i ever got in [D] reply was a letter from her [G] agent [C] [G]
[C] she said miss portman is [D] well
and she told me that miss [G] portman is going to [Em] yale
and then the [C] letter took a turn and she [D] asked me what i'm doing for the [G] weekend

  [C] i got a date with [D] natalie's agent
  [G] i'm sittin on the couch in [C] total a - [F] maze - [C] ment
  [G] so maybe she's not natalie [D] portman but i'm sure that she'll [G] do [C] [G]
  [C] i got a date with [D] natalie's agent
  [G] i'm totally thrilled and i [C] just can't con - [F] tain [C] it
  i [C] may not be with natalie [D] portman but her agent'll [G] do [C] [G]

i picked her up at her place in the city
lookin around, she was lookin so pretty
and totally surprised to be going out with someone like me
we took a walk in the park
and as the sun went down i think i felt the start of spark
and as the moon and stars were rising i held her and i gave her a kiss

  i got a date with natalie's agent
  i'm sittin on the couch in total amazement
  so maybe she's not natalie portman but i'm sure that she'll do
  i got a date with natalie's agent
  i'm totally thrilled and i just can't contain it
  i may not be with natalie portman but her agent'll do

i dropped her off and went home for a shower
and later that day, i dropped by with a flower
her face was kwanzaa christmas and hannukah all rolled into one
i took her down to the lake
and i told her that i think i might've made a mistake
cuz though the credits told me natalie portman, well my heart told me her

  i got a date with natalie's agent
  i'm sittin on the couch in total amazement
  so maybe she's not natalie portman but i'm sure that she'll do
  i got a date with natalie's agent
  i'm totally thrilled and i just can't contain it
  i may not be with natalie portman but i really don't care