SONG: Countdown
(Duke)

Ten.  That's how many fingers I was born with man.
Nine.  That's how many lame songs use dumb number themes.
Eight.  That's how old I was when I lost my fourth tooth.
Seven.  That's a creepy number and it's Biblical.
Six.  That would be a really good name for a girl.
Five.  That's how many months till college rescues me.
Four.  That's how many people are in Naked Jane.
Three.  That is all it takes for a menage a tois.
Two.  That's how many albums went multi-platinum in 1965, and they were both
Beatles albums, and that's great, but I don't really think the Beatles were so
amazing, although Briggs seems to think that they hung the moon, whatever that
outdated little expression is supposed to mean; I learned it from my mom.  The
expression, not the bit about the Beatles.  I don't think my mom knows who the
Beatles are.
One.  That's a U2 song that really rocks the house.